We’re men. We do stuff. We lift something to say we did. When we see a rock, we throw it. We hit the gym, play a round, go for a ride and shoot some ball. Then we come home and complain about how sore we are from doing that awesome shit.
Then you reach an age when you wake up sore and come to the sad realization that your soreness is not a result of being a bad ass, it is just a result of you getting out of bed.
The good news is that there are some awesome essential oils out there for when your muscles need some mending. These are penetrating blends – so be careful when you apply. If you itch an eye, or God forbid your balls – you will feel the burn of a thousand fires in your underoos.